Being as St. Patrick was neither a saint, or Irish and probably didn’t have a damn thing to do with snakes it is time to change the celebration. Miles would like to institute Saint Gertrude of Nevilles day. The main reason is that dear Gertrude is the patron saint for cats! She was so cool that she is also the Patron of Gardeners. We kitties suspect that Gertrude probably planted Catnip.

No self respecting Kitty is about to drink green beer anyway. The jury is out about Corned Beef and Cabbage. Catnip on the other paw is awesome. Miles the Ninja Cats favorite is Meowie Wowie.